The Evil Overlord's minions are holding a job fair. When the turn out isn't as good as expected, complaints about the lack of advertising surface. The publicity department produces a scapegoat...err...volunteer to explain their illegible 'banner'.
“How were we to know that the crows would clean them off so quickly? Do you have any idea how much time went into attaching all those corpses to the keep? Those walls are high and making words out of bodies isn’t easy! A lot of extra effort went into dotting the I’s with heads too. Though, it kind of loses the effect without the actual eyes in place.” He kicked at the stones underfoot.
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Darn, my plan is foiled! Great Six.
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Kris Wolfgang
Great six. Very descriptive writing!
ReplyDeleteGreat snippet, this story sounds right up my street! Fab!
ReplyDeleteFabulous snippet!
ReplyDeleteLove your six! Nicely done!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you explained the context, I was creased up right off with the idea of a job fair for the Evil Overlord! And it just got better from there. This is my kind of humour :D
ReplyDeleteI shouldn't be amused by all this, but I am. Very much. :D
ReplyDeleteIcky, but hilarious. Fun six.
ReplyDeleteThis is crazy weird, and I love it! Clever use of corpses.
ReplyDeleteHere's my six: Sandy's Six
Thanks to everyone who has stopped by to comment!
ReplyDeleteLove the six.
ReplyDeleteI love the humor here. No one ever considers the practical difficulties of evil. :)
ReplyDeleteA evil job fair with a sign done in corpses ... oh I love it!
ReplyDeletelol! Great six, Jean.
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