Tuesday, April 2, 2013

April A to Z Characters: B

B is for Bruce.

Bruce comes from the fantasy land of Not Another Bard's Tale. He is a not-so-stellar knight between jobs until he talks a dragon into leaving a tormented town alone. At least, for a little while, while it gets a drink from the lake he directed it to so it wash it's last meal down. He's going to enjoy his glory for every second he can.

This awe-inspiring deed lands him a job as bodyguard for pair of a rich merchant's daughters while they go on a business trip to expand their sheep-themed hotel empire in foreign lands. Things work out wonderfully for Bruce until he discovers that he is the new chosen one of the Sheep God and is now hindered by a flock of holy sheep while on his obligatory mission to overthrow the local evil overlord.

Likes: Mydeara (the previous chosen one of the Sheep God whom he slept with), large breasts, and following the knight code only when it is convenient.

Dislikes: Sheep he can't eat, evil overlords, and female troll-fairy stalkers who can't take a hint.

8 comments:

  1. Interesting post,Jean. This is my first year with A to Z Challenge and I'm popping around to meet fellow bloggers.

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  2. I like the name Bruce. It sounds strong (which is a good trait if you're a knight).

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  3. This is a great theme for the A to Z challenge.

    Thanks for stopping by Tales of a Pee Dee Mama

    TaMara

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  4. Sounds like fun. Please drop me a note if you ever plan to post Not Another Bard's Tale on CC.

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    1. I have some plot hole filling to do on that one, but I would like to get it back on CC soon. I'll certainly let you know when that happens. :)

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  5. this story sounds amazing - and has the potential to be hilarious. i also have a crush on your hair. just fyi. and i'm now a new follower! I'll see what C brings tomorrow! :)

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    1. Welcome Jadie!

      It was a fun story to write. Hopefully I'll get around to finishing it up one of these days so it has hopes of other people seeing it too.

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  6. This character sounds quite interesting.

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