D is for Darkious Maximus, Evil Overlord Extraordinare, Master of the Nine Darknesses.
The Evil Overlord himself, straight from the dark depths of Not Another Bard's Tale. Well, not straight exactly. He's probably crooked, really, really crooked, but you get the idea.
You can call him DM. It's embroidered on all of his clothing and the uniforms of his minions in case your memory gets foggy while basking his gloriously evil presence.
From the pointed tip of his neatly-trimmed black goatee to the bottom of his black souled boots, he's evil through and through. Don't let him hear that you doubt his evil rating or question the actual existance of nine levels of darkness. He'll have his wizard, Tim, turn you into a corpse frog. You don't want to spend the rest of your days hopping about and croaking "Riiiibrains" do you?
Likes: News that the people of countryside fear him, interior decorating with skulls, finding his long lost son and heir.
Dislikes: Interfering knights, incompetant minions, Sheep Gods.