After a long two days at a science tournament with my daughter, I'm finally back with the final entry for the A to Z short story beginning.
I spent a good portion of our school bus ride full of young science kids with my partner in snark and fellow team mom, Debra. We passed the miles by chatting while the kids and other parents did their best not to annoy the slightly retentive bus driver, who while a sweet woman, may have benefited from a valium before we set out across the state. One of conversations we had was about names and the perils of autocorrect. What follows is a partially true story.
Z story:
Debra finished the last two sentences of her scathing resignation
letter, signed it and hit send. She'd been the victim of one of many of her
bosses zingers. He thought they were
the funniest things on earth, just the byproduct of his zany humor, but no one in the office found being the butt of his
jokes funny. Especially not her, and yesterday's comment about her zipper in front of the entire office was
the last straw.
If that guy was a zombie,
she'd be first in line to knife him in the eye, but good references were hard
to come by so she had to do this the right way, and he wasn't undead, and the
police frowned upon stabbing co-workers. Maybe she'd finish up her two weeks
and go work at her sister's zip-line
business. Strapping in tourists willing to drop a hundred bucks for half an
hour of treetop thrills didn't sound so bad. Sure beat sitting at a desk all
day, checking email and generating reports.
Her inbox chimed. She opened the speedy reply to her letter
only to find a row of laughing emoticons. Confused she skimmed her email only
to have her stomach drop when she reached the bottom. For a moment she
seriously considered crawling under her desk. In haste to send off her letter, she
hadn't noticed her name being autocorrected. Who on earth was going to anything
Zebra Jones said seriously? No one. All the pent up frustration she'd channeled
into her letter had been wasted, and now she'd never live down a barrage of
zebra memes sure to come her way any second.